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Donald Trump
Architect of American fascism
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About
Convicted felon. 45th and 47th U.S. President whose racist demagoguery—from calling Mexicans 'rapists' to demanding execution of the exonerated Central Park Five—spawned MAGA, a movement embracing authoritarianism and white nationalism. First term: separated 5,000+ children from parents in border cages, praised 'very fine people' at neo-Nazi rally. Incited January 6 insurrection to overturn 2020 election. Second term: pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists including Proud Boys and Oath Keepers leaders, invoked 1798 Alien Enemies Act for mass deportations to El Salvador's CECOT mega-prison without due process. Launched $TRUMP crypto coin days before inauguration—described as 'Idi Amin level corruption'—netting $800M+ while shaping crypto regulation. Imposed highest tariffs in a century, ending Pax Americana and damaging alliances. Documented on 8+ Epstein flights; promised to release files, then called them 'Democrat hoax' when they mentioned him. The throughline: democracy as obstacle, cruelty as policy, corruption as governance.
Why They're on Grave Watch
Trump's MAGA movement mainstreamed fascist politics in America: mass deportations, concentration camps, pardoning violent insurrectionists, and open corruption. His tariff wars ended 80 years of Pax Americana. The $TRUMP coin represents unprecedented presidential self-dealing. January 6 was an attempted coup. The child separation policy traumatized thousands. He transformed the GOP into an authoritarian cult and the presidency into a grift.
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